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Tight
pants craze takes over
ABU: What a really gwaan why so much yardie
man dem pick up dis bad habit of fitting into some of de tightest
pant dem. Mi go pan a cornas ova de Summa go watch soccer an truss
mi. A some a de tightest pants mi eva see inna my life. Now me
personally nuh believe sey man pants fi tight so. An plus room mus
inna man pants fi de family jewels dem swing freely. My lady fren
sey she is disgusted to see it an wish dem would stap thinking it
look cool. How de ladies feel if di men a walk dung de street nex to
dem an fe him pants tighta dan fe dem? Mi a seriously wonda if de
Jamaican rude bway dem a slowly slip into de gay underworld.
BABA: It was similar in the 80’s.
I don’t particularly care to see the size or shape of any man.
Some things need to be afforded its own dignity.
ABU: Apart fram dat, it will mek dem
infertile as sperm cannot live under such conditions (suh mi led to
believe).
Later dung de road a nuff infertile man a go run de place. Caa mi
can explain to de ooman dem sey during de Summa time when it hot a
man’s scotum will extend very low due to the very cool conditions
under which sperm production must take place. Now if a yute a go
pose up inna tight pants all de time a murda him a murda him seed
dem an who knows what other medical conditions can result. De scotum
can be very delicate. Jus de odda day mi rush fi go some wey an jump
inna de car an mi jewels dem mussi did a hang low an when mi drap
inna de leather seat man mi crush dem a way dat de pain me feel mek
big man feel fi bawl. Mi did haffi spen few minutes an regroup
before me coulda drive off.
BABA: Not too tight, but I do prefer a
close fit as opposed to the loose fit look. When saying that if they
come in my sight, I wont deny that I’d take a peep.
ABA: Not that I care. But why would you be so concerned? I get the
strange feeling that you are somewhat intrigued by these men in
tight pants. Strange.
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